Wednesday, February 22, 2012
"Take The Sausage Roll And Run"
I went up against The Wooden Girl, and suddenly I was being chased by every Fear ever. The EAT got a kid and a dog. So I called the police, and the policeman on the phone said 'I'll be there in 3... 2... 1...' and kicked the door down. He wrestled with the slender man until The Archangle showed up with a shotgun and a calculus book and killed him, and as The Archangle turned on me, I quietly said 'Fear is the square-root of all evil.' And then a skeleton popped out. And then I asked who the skeleton was and he said 'I am you!' and then you were dead because skeleton is you.