"Baby Doll"

Twitter of Robert Walton
@robertwalton

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@margaretsaville - thanks for the advice, sis. I'm going to try and clean out the entire garage this afternoon.
11 June

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It's going to take a while, though, because I don't think we've cleaned it out since the '80s.
11 June

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Man, this is bringing up old memories. Books I haven't read in years, toys from old cartoons - dude, it's Skeletor!
11 June

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Is this stuff worth anything? Maybe I can ebay it.
11 June

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Huh. Found the head of a baby doll. Creepy.
11 June

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You know, actually, I don't remember @margaretsaville owning a baby doll. I certainly didn't own one.
11 June

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Okay, the baby doll head is freaking me out. I'm going to throw it away now.
11 June

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@radiosteve - thanks, Steve, for that picture of Babyface from Toy Story. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
12 June

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Could have sworn I threw that baby doll head out, but its sitting on the porch steps. Guess I forgot.
12 June

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Okay, now I know I threw it away. And now it looks...bigger.
13 June

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Okay, I am not imagining this. The baby doll head has a body now. I think it's built out of...are those lincoln logs?
13 June

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Where did it go?
13 June

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Goddamn, it's fast. Must be remote controlled. Some sort of prank by the neighborhood kids.
13 June

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Okay, this prank has gone on far enough. I heard a screech and now I can't find Mr. Whiskers.
13 June

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Oh god. I found him. Those goddamn kids. They fucking killed him with that remote controlled doll thing.
13 June

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I swear to god I will find that doll thing and smash it into pieces.
13 June

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Found it! It looks bigger again, though. I see pieces of wood and metal and...god, it looks like bone.
13 June

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Goddamn thing is faster than it looks. Got away into the house. Motherfucking kids must be geniuses to build this thing.
13 June

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It smashed the fucking television. I'm going to sneak up and stomp on it.
13 June

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It shocked me! Fucking thing shocked me!
13 June

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It's in my car now. I left the door open and waited until it crawled inside and then slammed it shut. Let's see it get out of this!
13 June

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Oh god. It's eating my car. It's adding everything it can to itself.
13 June

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its bigger than my car
13 June

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i can see the baby doll head inside it. inside the metal and wood and bone and wires and sinews.
13 June

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its smiling
13 June

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it looked at me looked at me as it loomed over me oh god oh god please
13 June

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a tear in the sky and the thing went through and i looked up and i saw it
13 June

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the machinary oh god the machinary so big big as the sky tower in the sky
13 June

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it was just a baby
13 June

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baby doll baby doll
13 June